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Jon Flutie is the master of useless facts, and would probably kick ass at jeopardy.

Flutie is a boy scout and he shows it with his quick thinking and solutions to the klan's problems.  For example in Quebec this year Square-Boy and FooJoo put a hole in their hotel room wall, Flutie being the quick thinker that he is said exactly this, "Ok now what we have to do is make it less obvious."

Flutie's Skills include:

  1. ironing
  2. laundry
  3. sewing
  4. the making of juice
  5. plastering
  6. the purchasing of milk
  7. and dressing himself
  8. but he can't spell worth shit.

Here's a direct quote from him about seeing his web page that should help u to understand what he's like..."how come i only get one line on my page. every one get's at lest two but no you desied to gipe the new guy like come on. and the one line isn't even true ecsept for the jeborty part (id kick some Alex Treback Ass (but i wouldn't relly hert him u know being canadian and all) i copy a fowred into a new e-mail to save on space (and the time it takes to scoll dow and then by the time you get to the bottom you missted the thing you where looking for so you have to scoll back up not to menchin
the fact that none of my fowards work)and then tom comes up in the hallway and anouces no yell(anoucesments actuly have some cohigen make some sort of sense) "fluti is the king of usless facts" (even tought it's a fact that no fact is truly usless, they are there to prove a point) so that every one can hear (and they also get covered in some polish food that no has ever herd of before) so this e-mail is to in form you that you will hear from my lawer.

P.S. I chouse to represent my self

Total Typos: 26

Page entry #2 (by Jon Flutie)
 
      The klan is the greatest thing in the world that could happen to anyone. You have frends that will always be there for you even in the futur becuse every one will have to remaber the letters FJK. When i came here to Oshawa , a lonly imarint with only the clothes on my back  and the two dollars in my pocket  and the twenty in my wallet and the rest of my stuff in the moving van and the nice house my parents bought and most of the stuff that i had in Thunder Bay, that cold desolat land that had that university beutiful lake shoer  a prosberous community and all those frends that wonder full provincal park, and all that other wounder things, i was alone wondering those shalow coridores looking for exseptance i stumbeld apawn thos brite off white walls acualy now that i think or it there actualy beige but anyway, i saw the key to my salvation actualy it was a conbination, of good people and good time to come, people ther to have fun in the few precious monents of freedome they had during that wonderful period of life call lunchbreak. i met people who cared,   who i was not just jon but Flutie (becaus i played the flute and am dame prowed of it). And know ive had the horner  no the prevalge no wait just the ability to inprove ther lives.

      i love all the good times ive had grade ten, playing hack in the hallway (and geting it taken away a couplu of times) hanging out  talking play games. The Klan was even there in class, the cow skits in french with Tom and the faced that there was alwas that one person laughing at thouse skits even if she didn't understaned them , isn't that right Vanessa. The best tap ever in room 118 with Keith, Vanessa , Ashly, Sofia, and even Clair. Chem class with Steve and Josh, Math with Josh and Tom Again. then Civcs and history with Tom AGAIN. i had gerat times. the band trip the refresing ice bath to cool me of  after the loong journy throught the cold rain in the end of winter to get milk and ironicly the plan had been swiched to me insted of Tom while i was gone geting ice for the milk but thank god(thist is a whole nother issue to be discused later) for that handy cap bar. the music marathon i didn't get any sleep and i had no voice at the end. and those are both thankes to the apropreatly name Special K aka Mr. Klodnicki. and ther is propaly my geartest addition to the klan The Tree.

   Now that ive expened my thoughts of gread ten , gread eleven. having more fun than ever now that i actualy know people at the beging of the year ive done lots having Tom in six of my eight classes AGAIN i began to to some fun and yet forgoten amusments like flying a kite. I would have never of done such a thing if it werent for the support ive goten from the klan who i hope will keep supporting the ubsered, and the fact the they will accepet "why the hell not" as a justifiable reason for doing something.  Theres all the fun stuff that we do to support others out side of school like going to play like Vanessasm, you did one hell of job and i mean that in a good way, and can't apologies enough for finding falutes in your relougous teachings and bringing then up in your church but you have to admit the timeing was very intersting with the debates in histor and all. but that's one of the best partes about the klan we come fome all diferent backroundes and diffrent belifes and we still get along. we have been abel to do what many counteies haven't been abel to do  for the past thousand years actcepet them as their belifes and that they may be different from our own belifes but its there right to keep them. Mind you we do have one thing thats all the same and that lets us do what most can not ,we can comramize because we are Canadian!

So in clonlition the best thing that any one can wish for is geat friends, but i already have thos so i'll always be happy no mater where or when i am as long as i know that im FLUTIE and I am part of the FOO JOO KLAN!

P.S. (i'm still trying to get that lawer thing cleared up)

and pleas clean up my spelling  as much as posibul
thanks

                 -Foojoo Klan, Civil Engineer Flutius Maximus

Total Typos: 100

Flutie You've Broken Your Record and  Probably 4000 Kindergarteners for worst speller of Canada, don't worry though, we all know you're still smart.  We just won't be askin' you to do our homework.
                                                               -foojooklan site creator Square Boy