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Quick witted, and charged with laughter
Jessica has been with some of the most sexy celebrities in the business, for the longest time she was settled with comedic star Chris Farley, they lived on a steady diet of government cheese, and lived in a van down by the river.
"I'll miss you Chris."-Jessica
After Farley's addiction to drugs increased, she left him, and hooked up with Chris Rock (she had a thing for Chris's at the time). She settled with Rock at a lucky time for he was starting an odd time in his life. Picasso had his blue period, while Chris Rock had his white women period.
One day on her vacation to Whitby her eye was caught by the ruggedly handsome, Rob Schneider. She could not resist his charm, so she left Rock for Rob, and co-starred in his movie The Animal as the lovable Orangutan.
"That costume was very itchy, but I'd of done anything for Schneidy."
And in the biggest story of all time, everyone who thought that John Lennon was married to Yoko was wrong, her real name was Jessica. She broke up the Beatles as a joke that she thought up one day sitting in her bean bag chair, bored out of her mind.
"I thought it would be funny so me and John just smoked weed all day, and one time when he was really stoned i asked him to leave the Beatles, and he was all like...*Cough* Alright"
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